Tennis Excuses by Daniel A. Young, Sr.

Poem of Tennis Excuses

by 

Daniel A. Young, Sr.,

Dr. of Tennis Psychology, Geometry, and Angles on Winning

My opponent too lucky, too young, too quick; my racquet too heavy, too small, too new;

the courts too dirty, too cracked, to play; and I'm too old, too cold, too slow, too hot, too tired to

win.

My opponent to lucky, too young to quit, my racquet too heavy, too small, too new;

the courts, too dirty, too cracked to play; and I'm trying hard to win.

OH!!! Repeat top stanza.

 

c dyoung 

Second Serve 

Get it in Please!!